Two questions:

Where are the wild watermelons?

Was this better than a nobbly bobbly?

Probably better than biting through a still-frozen nobbly bobbly as your picture suggests.

Can’t answer your first question though.

Not artisan, I’m out

I think they used a retro typewriter for the stick. If that helps aracer?

Ha! They do (did) internet orders 😆 Wonder why they stopped!

Also

How can it be wild yet crafted by hand? The two seem opposed to me. Perhaps they tamed the strawberries and watermelons before crafting them. I need to know what happened damn it!

I was about to say that if it had ‘Artisan’ written anywhere on it I’d have to go round there and waterboard every person who ever had anything to do with the iced product.

This is the sort of snizzle that makes me want to punch a Panda in the face.

P.s………I went to the beach last weekend and they wanted £2.50 for a Feast!
Didn’t they used to be about 10p not so (ahem) long ago?

This is the sort of snizzle that makes me want to punch a Panda in the face.

This is the best of all the animal cruelty crimes because they’ve already got black eyes, making it easier to get away with.

if it had ‘Artisan’ written anywhere on it

‘Bespoke’ do ya?

There’s a rather unfortunate gap between the ‘K’ and ‘T’ on the side of that handcraftedcart.

I think I want to lick me some Popping Licks.

funkmasterp – Member
This is the sort of snizzle that makes me want to punch a Panda in the face.
This is the best of all the animal cruelty crimes because they’ve already got black eyes, making it easier to get away with.

😆

Nobbly bobbly everytime.
It’s the law.

Gaytime is where it’s at, thank you Australia: