It’s a reference to the trail sanitisation thread on the bike forum Elfy.

TSY – cos I thought you were addicted to that place, no? Anyway, well done for getting out!

phil – oh, Yeti’s lost his fur then? Winter’s almost here too, poor thing.

Looking at that pic of the girlie – she’s wearing a Sarah Lund-type jumper. How cool. She’s back on Saturday I believe.

We could run it as a three man squad phil – I could steal a shopping trolley from tesco, and decorate it in an a-team stylee. I’d push it around, and you and yeti could sit in it, wearing shorty sailor outfits. You could both leap out at opportune moments, wrestling likely looking people to the ground and 5-4ing them as we saw fit. It could be a beautiful thing…

*starts creating a multifunction utility belt to hold the acuphase needed to keep yeti under control*

And we could convert yetis shed into a ‘criminal justice cavern of righteousness’, presided over by the all knowing hen of lottery foresight.

Turkish masseur needed?

What, for the shed or just in general?

only joking

all knowing hen of lottery foresight.

I thought it was a boy chicken that we did the ol’ Aladdin’s lamp to?

I think you need deadlys’ turkish bloke for that…

I AM the masseur!

😯

I have the strangest….

You know the rest.

Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something.

Mr Mitch of Barnsley

He is actually from Barnsley. 😐

You know the rest.

So do I. 😀

Strangest what yeti? Haircut? Trousers? shaped genitals? We need answers dammit!

its difficult to tell elfy, he has a shaved head to stop us guessing his roots

Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something

Nooo… I’ve bin round long enuff to know that starting threads about that sort of shit ent kosher.

Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something

Nooo… I’ve bin round long enuff to know that starting threads about that sort of shit ent kosher.

See – I even said it twice.

elf – I thought you’d been able to hear the whippets, scratchcards and closed pits in the back ground when we were on the phone. Actually, I’m from that London, I just called myself Barnsley to sound all butch and northern. I am found out!