Much more pressing than Trousers, should this evening’s food and beer be sourced from and consumed at my local pub or should or be cooked, poured and enjoyed on my patio.

Either way likely in the sunshine.

If you have to ask … you’re an amateur and we can’t allow you on here any longer

I’d say take away this evening in the sunshine then pub tomorrow in more sunshine.

Tomorrow afternoon beer sesh with the dog for us! Well he’s coming along anyway. Might buy him some crisps.

Where is this sunshine you speak of?

was expecting an “I’ve had an argument with the wife” megathread 🙁

I’m not sure if I should be more worried you were hoping for my marital strife or the fact you thought i may need to build a whole new pub to hide my OH under!

Well – how much cake does she eat?