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For me a couple that stand out:

1) Aeonflux
2) All bar the original Fast & Furious films
3) The Italian job remake
4) Black Sheep

What can you own up to?

Tron Legacy. Sat back to watch it on a plane the other day. Great soundtrack, though….1

Human Centipede.

Utter rubbish

Paranormal Activity 1 & 2

Cloverfield
Human Centipede
Babylon A.D.
Death Race

Mary Kate and Ashley’s Summer Holiday…

IGMC

Blair witch project.

Ah yes good ole Death Race! Should have added that to my list too – dreadful!

Blair witch project.

Try watching it without any prior knowledge of the film and been completely hammered on an assortment of chemicals and good weed. 😯

The Lair of the white worm…

Too many to list. I sort of enjoy watching shit films because they require no effort and are generally a laugh.

Black Sheep was great, in a spoof kind 50s B-Movie kind of way.
watched about 5 minutes of Aeon Flux, couldn’t do with all the somersaults. WTF was that about.
Same in Highlander. If you’re going to sneak up on someone in an underground car park, there are quieter ways of doing it. I got about 5 minutes into that & then gave up

anyway, back to the OP
Point Break
The Matrix
Bill & Ted… I think there’s a pattern developing here 😉

Dead Snow

Sat through Van Helsing the other night, despite the fact I’d seen it before. Utter drivel.

Same with XXX 2 which was also on recently.

john_drummer said:
I think there’s a pattern developing here

Yeah – you have terrible taste in movies – those are all classics!

The first time I found Blair Witch scary was a week after watching it when I was at the Chase for the first time and we got lost in the middle of nowhere it got dark and we had no lights!! We were crapping ourselves every little noise was something odd, every tree looked the same and we WERE being watched!

over 10 years later I recognised where we were lost because it is now one of the first sections of follow the dog and while trying to escape our deaths we crossed the road at what is now the start of the monkey trail.

And in reply to the OP I’m off to watch Fast and Furious 5 tonight.

The Punisher. No wait, I didn’t watch it all the way through either time I rented it!

Speed.

JFK

Ultraviolet.

Blair Witch was tedious, was praying for the screaming girl to get wacked pretty quickly.

The Lair of the White Worm is a cult sleazy comedy porn b-movie, quite unique.

The Bodyguard is awful, as is Waterworld and Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, has Costner ever made a good film?

Tron: Legacy.

As said above, great soundtrack though.

Given that the Tron Legacy soundtrack was done by Daft Punk I expected it to be a bit more experimental.. a lot of it seemed to be the standard orchestral type score rather than interesting electronic music.

I paid to watch transformers 2, (can’t remember why either) knowing it would be truly awful.. one of the only films I’ve ever considered walking out on.

other than that I sometimes mildly like rubbish movies – National Treasure and Van Helsing being two prime examples 🙂

Dances With Wolves was ok. a bit long, but ok. but yeah, I see what you mean about Costner

MrGrim – take it back or get out of this forum, Dead snow is a classic!

I love bad zombie movies (not that Dead snow falls into this category, it’s a great zombie movie).

It’s so bad it’s good

Recently…ish!

Locked Down
Cop Out
Greenberg
Mr Nice
Repo Men
The Expendables
Unstoppable
Zombieland

Angel Eyes

I like to have films on while I work at home. I saw Trancers on some free movie channel and suffered it, the next day they showed trancers 2, so I had that on. This pattern went on through all 5 of the films in the series.

London Boulevard – utter pish
Passenger Side – pish
Hot tub time machine – Wish I had a time machine to get the time I wasted watching this pish back

Toby dead snow is funny, I don’t rate it as a bad film as it’s hilarious. I like cheap horror, I’ve noticed anything with ‘wrestlings’ above the name of one of the stars is bad, but laughable in a way I’m sure was not the directors intention.

Aeon Flux? Van Helsing?

U lot eunuchs or something?

Snakes on a Plane, now theres a bag of bollox if ever theres one.

Oh and that **** awful ‘Phone Booth’ with Colin Farrel.. ‘Just hang up on the ****’!

Shawshank Redemption,
The Flying Scotsman,
The Godfather Trilogy.

Zombieland bad?????? 😯

The Hangover. Was short of DVDs to watch on holiday last week and watched it as someone had given me a download of it.. What a pile of junk. As I expected.

Resident Evil: Extinction. Utter tripe!

i liked black sheep….

human centipede was guff though
tron legacy made me want to kill
and the other night…Plaguers. Funk moi that were turd, still watched it to the end though 😀

Drive Angry.. I wouldn’t have paid but my mates were going anyway so I thought I might as well go with 😯

Sky Line – Cliche driven no brain one dimensional crap

The Last Airbender.

Was quite drunk when I watched it. It really is as bad as the reviews suggest, with the exception of one classic line delivered by an elderly lady:

“I knew you were a bender the moment I saw you.”

Was the only person to see Skyline or am I alone in thinking it was the worst film of the year so far?

🙂

Most recently… Hobo with a shotgun. OMG, what a pile of sh*t.

TOOk my 15 yr old son to see a film as a treat last weekend. THere was nothing on we both wanted to see, so I comprised and saw ‘your highness’ rather than ‘the fast and the furious 73’ or something. Omg it was gash! Crass swearing masquerading as humour. No wit at all. ONe joke centered on the main character sporting a severed minotaur member as a pendant after rescuing his buddy from being anally probed by aforementioned beast. DUring and following the attempted buggery the tumescent appendage looked disturbingly like a real human penis . I couldn’t decide if it was some kind of extreme parody of itself or that it had been certified as a 15.
Natalie portman and Charles dance must have been on crack to agree to be in it.