So, once again I find myself in the position of wanting to ask a woman out, and once again the location and this time her job make this very awkward.
So over to you lot for advice, how should I ask out my GP?
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Female GP Advice needed - Doctors surgery etiqutte
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Posted 2 years ago #
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Not at the same time as showing her an STD.
HTH.
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Isn't it against their professional ethics to go out with patients?
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Not after she has told you it is like a penis,only much smaller.
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Why don't you just pretend you've asked her out and been rejected - it'll save time and effort and get you to the same place in the end anyway...
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If you can, come up with a ruse to show her your massive penis (if you have one).
That's my one and only strategy I'm afraid
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Thanks Jamie, better wait until it clears up *scratches*
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epicsteve, that's just being defeatist, never!
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yeah dont mistake professional courtesy for mutual attaraction
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Not wishing to be defeatist, but you really think an attractive female GP doesn't have a bloke already? Most of the attractive female GPs and vets I've known have been hooked up long before leaving university!
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No ring on her finger, blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair....Anywhere else I wouldn't have hesitated asking
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blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair
Enough about you - what about her?
Ask her if she has the cure for a broken heart?
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TT, that made me laugh
Well the first bit anyway 
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Ooh TooTall I like that
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Either that or ask her if she wants to go halfers on a b***ard!
That might not be so good. Direct but obtuse.
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No ring on her finger, blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair
hehe reading signs like that and making assumptions can get you into a lot of trouble! Ok, or at least into a new doctors surgery!
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You'll need to register with a different practice first, especially if you met her as a patient during a consultation. To do this, you should either go to a different practice and ask to register with them (however, they may be unhappy to take you if you are already with a neighbouring practice and may ask for a valid reason - usually a breakdown in the patient/doctor relationship or if the rest of your family are with the "other" practice and you all wish to be registered with the same Doctor) or you will need to contact your PCT (if you are in England) or LHB (if you are in Wales) and ask them to allocate you an alternative GP. It's not that uncommon for Doctors to be the (unwanted) recipients of patients' attractions and it's likely to be rejected, having been met with suspicion, if approached in the professional setting.
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Stalk her for a while. It gives you a bit of background, something to do of an evening and will really prove you like her when you show her the detailed-to-the-minute diary you have kept on her movements.
Or tell her you'd like to try sex with someone else in the room for a change.
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Excellent advise Tinners, i take from personal experience? How did you get on
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detailed-to-the-minute diary you have kept on her movements
Bowel??
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Houns - its not happening you know - you are not living in Mills and Boon world.
she was probably nervous and wandering how to get the stalker out of the roomPosted 2 years ago # -
tj has it, just stalk her for a bit.
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about now someone usually demands pictures!
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Make an appointment and tell her you hurt your back reaching up to dust all your Nobel prizes.
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No pictures, yet, though if i follow on with TooTall's advice i should really do a sketch of her in my own blood and send it to her
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I've had my pants down in front of the gorgeous lady GP in my surgery, and she still hasn't asked me out. Tsk, I thought women were all modern and liberated and stuff...
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Obviously a lesbinim then
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get yer ears checked houns..she will have to get up close with one of them pointy things wit light on.
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I would make sure you've changed GP and had all your files sent over before doing anything. Otherwise, she can see your notes.
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Even if you succeed, the break-up could be extra messy!
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If you really want to make her day, pitch up outside the window of her consulting room wearing nothing but a smile. Then, having pitched the key of G on your banjo, start singing "I feel pretty". She'll love you for it. Trust me.
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ask her what gym she goes to?
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I'm impressed if Tinners can pluck a tune on his banjo
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It's against the hippopotamus oath.
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