Hmmmmm. Why have I just wasted 1.5 hours of my life sat on the sofa waiting for the pain to end, when I should have seized the day and got off my arse, dusted off my Joystick and gone for a ride….

Anyone share my pain? Who tbh gives a **** what Cher is doing? Bet she couldn’t clean Kirroughtree without a dab, or find true north with a **** signpost…..

I did spend 1.5 hours dusting off my joystick. I didn’t leave the house

Hmm. I’m pretty sure I couldnt clean Kirroughtree without a dab.

but she would polish your joystick nicely 🙂

Your husband enjoys x-factor?
How bizarre.

Actually, I thought Cher was excellent tonight. Definitely showed she is more versatile than we first thought.

Yeah quite, what’s she ever done on grit ?, oh sorry wrong forum…..

Well today I very much enjoyed Kirroughtree and tonight enjoyed Cher’s performance which dare I say it was probably the best of the evening! 😀

Lmfao druidh… No doubt you have a spesh in the garage… 😀

No.

I’m regularly on the sofa with the laptop trying my hardest to ignore it. Made the mistake of taking my headphones out to hear some **** weasel murdering ‘Diamonds Are Forever’ It made me angry.

luckily for me (in some ways), my gf tends to be at work on a late shift on saturdays so i avoid being subjected to it. those times that she’s not though, and i’m at her house, it’s been made very clear that for the duration of this rubbish i’ll be left to my own devices…

The Strathpuffer is preferable. If only I had the balls… 🙂

i’ll be left to my own devices…

bear in mind, however, that “dusting off one’s joystick” whilst wearing a pair of her pants on yer head remains off-limits in most relationships

i’ll be left to my own devices…

😯

You have devices? Too much info!

For tonight, and the next 7 weeks, my mate is narrating a WW2 drama on Channel 4 at the same time as x-factor. Far better viewing.

Yeah, it’s nowhere as good as strictly is it…..i’ll get me coat 😳

Not watched a single episode of Crap factor. They are all so up themselves much like the morons on the apprentice. IGMC.

I hate x-factor with an almost unnatural rage.. but have taken a mild interest in the spirit of peaceful negotiations.. last nights episode blasted me into apoplexy level 11 though..
does anyone here know who is responsible for the final sound edit before the show is aired..? If so… give them a massive kick in the genitals next time you see them…

what was already an uncomfortable and irritating show was made infinitely worse by the fact that the mixing booth sounded like it had been infiltrated and subsequently operated by frantically copulating bonobo chimps…. waaaaaay too much echo on the mics… which were then drowned out by ridiculous backing levels.. giving the impression of a 0.5 second lag between the two on every song in the first half of the show..
I actually vomited into my wifes dinner in protest.

Are you guys really saying this is rubbish?? 🙂

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66prcheraA[/video]

Not watched a single episode of Crap factor. They are all so up themselves

That is STW logic at it’s best. Well done.

I just caught this one, LMAO at Simons last comment.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xEqgnAmywA&feature=player_embedded[/video]