So, I’ve just woken my wife up with an almost silent but totally offensive bum burp of totally epic stink.

I think it was the double southern fried burger and cider mix.

She’s stormed to the ladies room leaving me giggling in the dark. Wouldn’t think she used to be a nurse.

Guess I should open the window.

She will have her revenge so watch out. 😆

Lol!! 😆 You bad bad man!

Good grief I’m now scaring myself. This shouldn’t be possible. I may be asked to go sleep in the spare room. I’m just glad I’m not in the car.