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  • **** barbecues
  • john_drummer
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    they stink

    that is all

    Jamie
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    This thread stinks.

    That is all.

    Rochey
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    BBQ's one of the best smells for the summer.

    mastiles_fanylion
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    BBQ cooking smells rock. A freshy-lit BBQ stinks.

    wrightyson
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    Scent of the summer.

    coffeeking
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    john_drummer
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    every **** hot day some fecker is making the stink. It wouldn't be so bad if it was decent food they were frazzling but it's always cheap burgers & even cheaper bangers

    stinking feckers

    john_drummer
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    and I'll raise your Victor bloody Meldrew:

    samuri
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    I love the smell, it's the hoardes of drunken **** they attract that bothers me. The people who back onto us seem to know all the stupidest people on the planet and invite them all to their BBQ's. Half of them can hardly speak and when they do it's to utter some absolute bobbins about football or immigrants. Obviously as they drink more they get louder and louder and then pass the stupid/drunk threshold which means they're now impossible to talk to to keep it down without getting your head kicked in.

    It means we can't go out into the back garden without having to listen to near constant foul language on the niceest days of the year.

    coffeeking
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    Can you really identify the type of burger being cooked by the diluted and distant smoke from the BBQ? No wonder you're offended by it, you must have the most sensitive nose in the world!

    john_drummer
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    next door but one is not diluted & distant; the greasier the smell, the cheaper the product

    coffeeking
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    If you could tell what perfume the women are wearing next door but one I'd agree, but I don't think you can 🙂

    steve-g
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    Burgers on a barbeque, cheap or expensive, is a travesty

    TandemJeremy
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    How about when you put fresh sardines on the barbecue? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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