Got to be scratchings with a pint.

+1 for the scratchings tho a good pork pie is a hard to beat

Smoky bacon crisps.

Peanuts you deep fried pig skin eating weirdo's

sambuca 😀

Noobs.

Scampi Fries is the correct answer.

crispy roast taters on the bar of my local 😀

Soup in a basket

Proper pork scratchings – big bits with hair on. Not that crud that come in little packets

thebikechain wins 🙂

Well i'm currently accompanying Stella with chilli flavoured rice crackers!

Beer. Beer is a snack.

Pickled eggs and a bag of salt and vinegar crisps.

Then another pint.

I saw those little packs with two jacobs crackers, cheese and 3 pickled onions the other day..
not seen them for years.

was the fella walking around the pub with "sea" food in a wicker basket just a northern thing?

+1 for the kind of piggy strips that are served with a Gilette Mach 3. Otherwise, Chilli Nuts or Seabrook crisps FTW. Mind, the King Bill in Greenfield serves both Summer Lightning and pork pies with mustard….

was the fella walking around the pub with "sea" food in a wicker basket just a northern thing?
If your description of 'northern' is 'geordie and/or mackem', then yes, this is 'normal'. Otherwise, no, it's very wrong.

mancunian

Mmm pub sea food guy, I'll have a couple of roll mops when he passes by if you please

Frazzles..

Scratchings, especially with cider which is actually one of your five a day.

cider which is actually one of your five a day.

five chav items per day? along with 3/4 length trousers, crocs, football shirt and lottery scratchcard?

No five fruit and veg silly, a decent cider and scratchings is like pork with apple sauce surely?

a decent cider
does such a thing exist? That's like saying 'a decent paedo'

was the fella walking around the pub with "sea" food in a wicker basket just a northern thing?

Birmingham(ish) here and the "Mr Freshway's" guy used to do the tour of the pubs on a Friday and Saturday night.

"got any crabs on ya cock.?" was almost certainly shouted out every time he walked in the bar. Oh how we laughed.

a decent cider
does such a thing exist? That's like saying 'a decent paedo'

😀

A pickled egg in a packet of seabrooks salt and vinegar.

Black Pudding

[memo to self. Go drinking in uplink's local.]

[memo to self. Go drinking in uplink's local.]

We get it as a free snack on the bar on Sunday lunchtimes

I love your landlord and want to have his babies.

They serve up bacon and cabbage in my local

Peanuts you deep fried pig skin eating weirdo's

Pig skin is wrong, even served by Uplink's Landlord, you weirdos

Oh yeah I'm from brum and we used to get the fish bloke walking around too

They serve up bacon and cabbage in my local
it was going so well up to the 'and' bit.

Oh yeah I'm from brum and we used to get the fish bloke walking around too
see, in Geordieland, I can understand it a bit. Brum…where's it from, Fresh from the heaving harbour that is Brindley Place?

grim.

Oh yeah I'm from brum and we used to get the fish bloke walking around too

& all the comedians would chirp up "have you got crabs"

poor nut management. Who's going to buy the remaining 10 packs? we've already established that her norks are not unfettered.

That's a terrible tattoo she's got on her face as well…

Beer. Beer is a snack.

starter
main
dessert

aperitif, sir? i'll have a pint, ta

I used to frequent The Meadows in Maghull and we'd get the seafood bloke coming round on a Friday and Saturday. "Got any crabs on yer cock" also caused much hilarity.

I'm with Hilldodger – can't beat roast pots with lots of salt. And another pint to balance out the salt afterwards 😉

Gotta be the food of champions, the chubby prince of snacks. The pork scratching

there is a pub near Ross on Wye that makes their own which are lovely when added to a chip buttie.

This weekends rude ended with partridge and chestnut casserole at the black swan in Swanage. Freakin awesome grub.