Udder; do you actually know any teachers?
Actually yes. My Mum is a teacher. My wife is a Nurse.
Udder; do you actually know any teachers?
Actually yes. My Mum is a teacher. My wife is a Nurse.
my missus is a very slim(races bikes) trainee nurse and she is by far the slimmest thing in her ward...she gets quite miffed by alot of thinnest comments shes gets whilst they all tuck into unhealthy lunches/dinners etc..
chocolate seems to be a staple in her ward also
chocolate seems to be a staple in her ward also
No wonder they get peoples records mixed up, that's no way to secure paper together.
Are people not getting enough sleep? Or is it just the effects of taking a thread too seriously?Getting loads of sleep thanks, now that I've stopped working shifts...... and if you thought my comment was 'taking a thread too seriously', it was very mild compared to the total lack of humour I might have displayed had I just come off nightshift
McHamish - I like that one
*claps*
So, Udder, your mum works 8/8/30-3.30/4, Monday to Friday, never does any extra prep work/admin etc at home? Nice small class size of no more than 12 impeccably behaved kids?
Must be wonderful.
I'm not slating Teachers, but teaching kids how to read and write is in the same league as caring for people's health.
It's not life or death, but it has a pretty big impact on how that life actually pans out.
Also, teachers get a rather generous amount of holiday, are home most nights by six and have every weekend off.
The ones I know* are home by six to have some tea and then continue working, and they also work a fair bit on Sundays mostly.
* Sister, Brother in Law, Mother.
So, Udder, your mum works 8/8/30-3.30/4, Monday to Friday, never does any extra prep work/admin etc at home? Nice small class size of no more than 12 impeccably behaved kids?Must be wonderful.
His mum might be a pilates teacher
Great thread but I'll put an end to it!
Non fat nurse who does a good job (I can tell that by the amount of 'thank you' cards she gets, my Missus
Fat MTBer who couldn't really care less...Me, on the right.
Also, teachers get a rather generous amount of holiday,
So do Nurses, in fact so do I.
I work with Goddesses.
Based on the thesis that as a lot of the op's local medical staff are fat, therefore, Nurses are fat, I'd like to propose that they're all called Steve too.
I had blood taken by a fat nurse once.
Well, I say nurse, I think she was actually a flabotomist.
Sorry.
I did once encounter a nursing matron who wasn't permitted to work on the shopfloor because she was clinically obese...
Getting loads of sleep thanks, now that I've stopped working shifts...... and if you thought my comment was 'taking a thread too seriously', it was very mild compared to the total lack of humour I might have displayed had I just come off nightshift
Does someone need a hug?
Fat MTBer who couldn't really care less...Me, on the right.
Rusty spanner - BRILLIANT!
Would any of us want a police officer who'd been convicted of corruption look after your case?
Fat MTBer who couldn't really care less...Me, on the right.
I'm wasted on here you know, wasted.
Did you lot manage to get a ride in on Sunday?
Would any of us want a police officer who'd been convicted of corruption look after your case?
If he was trying to convict me, then yes
The only time I have spent in hospital in the last decade was with my son in a childrens ward, not a rotund nurse in sight, in fact they were all fit as.
Would any of us want a police officer who'd been convicted of corruption look after your case?
What's that suppose to mean.........that the overweight nurse who took your blood is as bad as a corrupt copper ? That she is no more capable of doing her job than a corrupt copper is of doing theirs ?
BTW have you found out why she's overweight ? Steroids for asthma maybe ?.......I've certainly seen people balloon after taking them.
Maybe you could ask her next time she's taking your blood ? ....... you're obviously very interested.
Of course she might reply with stuff like this :
derek_starship - MemberThanks for the sympathy you c**ts.
You streaks of piss are so sympathetic.
Welcome to life you considerable idiot.
....like how you did when someone made a comment about your weight.
and let's not forget about the bit about ignoring the advice based on experience being 'contemptible'
Fat people are lazy and like to blame everyone but themselves. My Experience only, others experience may differ.
There, i said it.
Fat people are lazy and like to blame everyone but themselves.
I can't pass judgement on derek_starship like that. And I don't think you should either.
Fat people are lazy and like to blame everyone but themselves. My Experience only, others experience may differ.
Good, we need more input from chubsters like yourself
it started off very funny ernie but seems cruel now IMHO.
Derek one can give advice and no what is the correct thing to do and yet not follow this advice. Whether that makes you worse or not i am not sure as long as the advice /info is sound they are compotent to do the job though not be a role model.
Would any of us want a police officer who'd been convicted of corruption look after your case
It's true though. All my experiences of fat, food shovelling barstewards has been the same - can't do this, can't do that, not my fault, its my glands, it's my inability to actually take responsibility for the fact that my lifestyle is so bad that I am now permanently stuck into my seat. I've had a gutsfull of it, ha see what i did there.
EDIT: And i wasn't talking about old Derek there, he looks positively healthy and glowing.
Too late NZCol, were pretty much done here now. Sorry, you could try starting a new thread, see if anyone goes for it there.
Damn, always too late, that's the problem being on the wrong day.
Is it fair to say that derek-starship has some issues?
it started off very funny ernie but seems cruel now IMHO.
Who talking about being funny ? I only asked the reason for introducing this into the thread :
"Would any of us want a police officer who'd been convicted of corruption look after your case? "
I want to know that's got to do with anything, even if 'a police officer who'd been convicted of corruption was allowed to look after a case' (which obviously they wouldn't be) what is the connection ? .....a perfectly legitimate question imo.
Is a nurse who is overweight, for whatever reason (maybe she's depressed and eating too much ?) guilty of criminal and gross professional misconduct which warrants a custodial sentence for being overweight ?
I take it Junkyard, that your comment refers to the fact that you believe D. Starship should be able to return to this thread and rake over the old arguments, and make as many comments as he wants, without being challenged or questioned by anyone ? Well my understanding is that a forum doesn't work like that.
no not at all ernie all of us who frequent here can and will be challenged. We will get banter , piss taking and abuse- with varying degrees of humour and intent. The first two are par for the course the third unnecessary if the person has chosen not to "engage" in battle so to speak. So whilst personally I thought your initially comments [earlier on the thread] were cruel , funny and offensive they also made a point. To continue doing it is the unnecessary part IMHO.
The coppers is poor as my post above showed. i managed to do this without mention of his weight and FWIW he does not look like a fat so and so to me on the latest pic.
I have some overweight friends some of them are not senistive about this so get banter/abuse. Some are so dont.
It's true though. All my experiences of fat, food shovelling barstewards has been the same - can't do this, can't do that, not my fault, its my glands, it's my inability to actually take responsibility for the fact that my lifestyle is so bad that I am now permanently stuck into my seat
Not mine.
I had blood taken by a fat nurse once.Well, I say nurse, I think she was actually a flabotomist.
mums a phlebotomist, and not a slim one at that!
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