My inner voice shouts ‘MUST YOU?’ when I see & hear someone facetiming in public, is this a thing now? it needs banning.
It happens all over, generally in places with free wifi; shopping malls, coffee shops and on the train! I was on a train the other day and someone was facetiming with the speaker on!! Some daft young bint yadda yadda’ing away to Auntie Doris, who was clearly not comfortable about her voice on loudspeaker to the whole coach as she says ‘well I’ll let you go then and I’ll speak to you when you get home’ and Miss Yadda Yadda says ‘it’s ok, just another minute’ and then continued to discuss the coming weekend’s planned activities, much to the annoyance of everyone in earshot.
I picture myself like John Belushi smashing the guitar in Animal House, walking calmly over, taking the Ipad off her, apologoising to Aunt Doris and then repeatedly smashing it on the floor, the bin and the edge of the seat. I hand her the pieces back and sit back down to thunderous applause from the rest of the coach while Miss Yadda Yadda looks on agog. Instead I slip my headphones back on and drift off…..