Can you try it again without a helmet? – all in the interests of science 🙂

Glad yer OK apart from a fine collection of bruises

hmmm, I think not. 😯

ooooooof……..!

there’s an enormous tadpole stuck to your eyelid in that second pic..

Bring your bike back in a bit

Pfffhh

All these posts and no one has asked THE most important question

Is your bike ok?

Yeah that’s a nasty rocky surface to land your face on mate. Your brain has wisely flushed your short term memory buffer. I think Mendips won that round but you’ll be back. Good job David.

Sheesh!! Impressive shiner that. Get well soon!!

Is your bike ok?

This is my concern. I walked off the hill with it and the bars were bent, but full the examination will be later.

My eyelids are full now, the blood is draining down into my cheek.

Heal soon, looks like a bad one!

“My eyelids are full now, the blood is draining down into my cheek”

ew!

Was it the Turner or the Tinbred BTW?

Were you wearing any glasses?

Phat bike! Its well insured, so at worst it’ll be a case of ‘oh no, I’ve broken my bike and need a new DW version please mr Insurance man’.

Were you wearing any glasses?

Yes. Caterpillar safety glasses.

*sucks air in through teeth*

Clearly your memory loss has included the 40ft double you backflipped off. You landed it fine, the reason for the crash was the outstretched dive required to save a small child from falling to certain death off the hill.

Heal fast mate. I think I’ve met you on the Mendips or Purbecks, or maybe even Dartmoor, but I’d need to see your whole face to be sure 😉

Yeah Rich, we did ride together with Anna B. She was riding your 5 on that one.

kin ell dont know you but get well soon matey,