Now, I’m not a big user of Facebook, cos mostly I want to avoid people who want to be my online “fwends”.. so anyway, whenever I go on there to check out a mate that moved to Jersey, I get this Online Fwends thing down the bottom and there’s danger of them starting to chat me.. so to cut a short story long, can I hide my online presence from Facebook fwends?? Without logging out of Facebook?

When you are on your page in the bottom right corner is the chat button, if you click on it and you can then click on the go offline link.

Yes. Click ‘settings’ and change the privacy settings. I think you can hide your online status from certain users.

Ah brilliant, thanks folks! Yep, found it.