Stuck my hand in the lawn mower this afternoon, luckily it’s only 9hp and I’m hard as ****, so nothing missing.!!!

Might be off the bike for a week or two mind.

That’s all. 😥

Wrong forum.

Why did you stick your hand in a lawnmower?

Because the missus was busy?

Why did you stick your hand in a lawnmower?

Because the missus was busy?

Good job it was only his hand then…

*i’m here all week…try the salmon*

NEVER put your finger where you wouldn’t put your dick.

You are a Tit aren’t you?

You may as well admit it.

NEVER put your finger where you wouldn’t put your dick.

That’ll kill my nose picking habit.

kayak23 – Member
Why did you stick your hand in a lawnmower?

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Spin – Member
Because the missus was busy?

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couldn’t you have just stuck the mother-in-law in the lawn mower instead..?

That’ll kill my nose picking habit.

What? You mean you can’t?

not if you are flexible or hung like a horse

What? You mean you can’t?

I’m not from Nantucket.

What? You mean you can’t?

Piccies? Or at least tips?

Lols tit doesn’t even cover it.

Just remember after waking up from a mid afternoon snooze do t just walk out and start tying o cut the grass. Wake up properly…… 🙄

Lesson learned.

You plum.

What? You mean you can’t?

You mean you can? Clever Dick.

I’m gonna stop licking my fingers after eating crisps now.

Or at least tips?

*insert joke here*

What you doing with such an underpowered mincey lawnmower?
Get a proper mans lawnmower, one that would take your arm off