The meaning of the word “snizzle” which up to this morning I had been using in everyday conversations in a Richard Ayoade style 😳

A combination of snow and drizzle?

I learned that it is impossible to refit the annoying V-clamps that attach an MX-5 heater matrix to its aluminium pipes.

Tomorrow I’m going to cut the pipes and use some rubber hose and hose clamps.

I have also learned that lying upside-down in the footwell of an MX-5 is not much fun and makes you feel ill.

I’ve learned that there isn’t any way you can fold an omelette that will make it fit between two pieces of Scottish Plain bread… and stay there.

NEVER put your thumb in the back of a toddlers underpants without performing some reconnaissance first.

That a show called Just Tattoo Of Us exists on MTV and there are also people shallow and stupid enough to get a mystery tattoo just to get on TV.

There is nothing worth riding on a mountainbike near Wantage.

I learnt that the internet is full of well balanced people, who can manage to link littering and diesel particulates to the rape of children.

Rorschach +1.
I have a rigid Cannondale trail and it can cope with everything.

that female genitalia is not permitted on STW, but being really really drunk is.

Who’d have **** thought it?

You can’t say foofoo on here but you can say sozzled?