I’d rather run naked through Marple with wee in my shoes, bombers attached to my back and a conveyor belt on my head, eating a Gregg’s all day breakfast pasty.

What, again?

Anyway, yes, will be watching, and hoping that the winner is from somewhere nice/not about to be invaded by Russia, cos we’ve not done a Eurovision away trip for a few years now.

a Gregg’s all day breakfast pasty.

god I;m hungry now

The 2nd semi-final is on now. Prepare yourself for more weird shit

I’ve still not heard a single one of the songs, but Paddy Power were doing Brexit Special bets, so I’ve put a few quid on 😀

Yup, love it.

It is on, but Clwb Tropicana is back at the beer shop so that will help.

The gayest possible start imaginable! Brill! 😀

2nd one… wind machine? Tick! Air grab? Tick! Barely constrained norks? Tick! Grade A Graham Norton sarcasm? Tick!

Excellent

Love/hate it.

Right… break out the nibbles…

The Twitter feed for Eurovision is Absolute bloody genius!

Just had the following conversation with Binnerette number 1…

“But dad, how can you tell he’s gay?”

“Because no straight man has ever been that well groomed, or would consider leaving the house in an all white outfit”

Bloody euro-bastards! Giving us points now we’re buggering off! Scuppered my bets! 😥

Ha ha!

Every year since god knows when, we’ve held a big Euro party on Eurovision night, but this year I proposed we cancel the party and instead bathe in the tears of the remoaners with a hot tub brextravaganza.

It’s going swimmingly 😉