11ish last night – very loud rumbling noise. Went to look for the huge vehicle going past – nowt. Went to check the boiler for frozen pipes causing some sort of juddering air lock. Turns out it was a tremor – 3.6 on richer scale, centre in ambleside area.

A bit like a lorry driving past 2 streets away in Cockermouth, no shaking just a faint rumble.

Our house shook quite a bit, didnt have a clue what it was so I went back to sleep

Well something woke me up last night. I thought at first it was an earthquake but it turns out it was just Julian Assange trying to have sex with me 😯

Keep quiet about this please.

My missus thought the earth moved for her last night… 🙂

It felt and sounded like very large machinery travelling down the road followed by the house shaking and beams creaking. It was a very strange feeling.

Thankfully it wasn’t the ghost of Christmas past, I am due a visit.

Old Jethro joke (please add gratuitous Cornish drawl) “There was an earthquake in Cumbria last night”…………………….

Caused a millions pounds worth of improvements.

Not me, it was Jethro

I’ll get my coat

Earthquake frightens Cumbrians into giving up incest

first snow, . . . now this, . . . .

I’m heading for the high ground pronto!!!

It spilt my pint in the Tavern 🙄