The Archers?

Ready Steady Cook?

“You’re Fried”

The Nintendo DS?

”I am the reflection of perfection” – no, you’re a pretentious twunt who is about to be edited to look even more pretentious and twunty.

Jaws?

The Archers?

Lower your chin onto your chest and try it again.

coffeeking 🙂

(Or has it been stolen at school?)

Ricky wishes he was the brains behind Facebook

An amazing business insight, stating obviously that you wish you were incredibly successful.
In the same vein I wish I was Steve Peat, Bill Gates and John Holmes all rolled in to one – do I now win The Apprentice?

Arse: read the title and assumed it was big Brother as the dumbest thing I’ve ever come across on TV

Another crop of utterly and completely hateful twunts for the nation to focus its loathing on for a few weeks. Hurray!

It is actually completely compelling viewing. The total lack of self-awareness is truly incredible to witness

Hora would be a natural, I’d say.

Its crap. It lost its allure after the second series IMO.

The kiddie verson was/is better but would go the same way.