On the advert with her on the bike, is it just me or does her face look like it’s a waxwork? And really she’s quite unattractive. Oh and what rear hub is that?

God that ad gets on me nerves, first off her chipmunk voice, and then when i ride through the supermarket i just get dirty looks, no-one thinks it’s funny or cute, (and i work there)

🙂 I have been tempted to ride through Asda once or twice.

That’s the worst drag act I’ve ever seen!

First single = fantastic
everything else crap 😕
**** she looks awful in that picture 😯

I have seen her interviews and she says that most the singles off the Rockferry album were based on her relationships… sounds like she been round the block a few times …

Christ! She looks like Ricky Hatton in drag!! *sorry Ricky*

I have been tempted to ride through Asda once or twice.

with a machine gun?

I think it only fair that people who post photos of others for criticism should provide a shot of themselves for similar treatment.

first off her chipmunk voice,

When I’m king (it’s only a matter of time) I’ll be holding a competition, the winner of which gets to gun down Katie Melua, and La Duffy…

That photo is ‘shopped though, non? 😉

If it’s a photoshop job, I’m struggling to find the differences. Other than the eyebrow.

If it’s a photoshop job, I’m struggling to find the differences. Other than the eyebrow.

Exactly. Its “PhotoPaint”ed anyway.

Simon – I’m all over the mugshots thread!

So you can’t see any difference in the eyes, nose and mouth then?

I can see differences, but not any improvement!

Personally I quite like melua’s voice.

ah…got it. The top one appears to be wearing Oldham makeup*.

*applied with a trowel