Mallards in particular keep landing on my workroom roof (in the attic) which is above our bedroom, mostly at night and scared me so much, I leapt into the arms of hubby.

Is this normal behaviour?

Yes ducks often land on roofs.

Rapist ducks?

Yes it’s normal behaviour because leaping into anyone else’s arms would be wrong.

scared me so much, I leapt into the arms of hubby.

The cynic in me thinks your husband has paid the ducks to scare you, in order to jump start some rumpy pumpy. Think about it, who is there to comfort you when these rapist ducks have scared you?

If this is the case, check his finances, as they would have given him a bill.

Where’s rusty spanner?

rumpy pumpy.

What is this that you speak off?

I’m in total charge of my husband’s finances thanks 🙂

Kick Ass Ducks.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veM5tszB_KQ[/video]

as they would have given him a bill.

He probably left them a down payment.

The whole incident left a fowl taste in my mouth.

*resists*

We’re not going to have a load of bad duck puns now are we ffs ? You lot quack me up.

The whole incident left a fowl taste in my mouth.

*coughs*

I’m proper goosed, it’s time for bed.

Don’t feel embarrassed, if I’m being honest, eider been quite shocked too!

It’s moorhen you can deal with

Bunnyhop – Member

Mallards in particular keep landing on my workroom roof (in the attic) which is above our bedroom, mostly at night and scared me so much, I leapt into the arms of hubby.

Is this normal behaviour?

That’s not scary until you have giant rats (not here but in the far east) running and partying in the ceiling at night. Then you see urine patches on the ceiling after a while. Basically, at night I would hear “thump” “thump” “thump” where they run around chasing eat other.

Damn! 😯

Bunnyhop!
I find your quack of faith disturbing.

*Has word with self. Goes to bed*
*No more beer.*

You cootn’t make it up

Are most mtbers webbed developers?

igmc

I had a conversation with one of our students the other day, who didn’t understand where all the ducks had come from all of a sudden- after all, everyone knows ducks can’t fly.

So if she’s right- WHAT’S ON YOUR ROOF? If I was you, I’d burn the house down just in case.

Mmmm Barbecue duck, may well be worth it.