Triple C: Crumpet Causes Collisions
Golf Lima Foxtrot: Go Like F*ck
BOB TOM and LOLA: Boy on a bike, Twit on a motorbike, Little old lady
Is it Norman? (one pulls out from a junction another will follow – unless it's Norman No-mates)
Everyday is dustbin day somewhere / Bins are out dustmans about
Fresh or frozen (horse sh!t in the road)
More paint on the road = more danger
Brakes are for slowing gears are for going (or brake to slow, change gear and go)
Plan to stop, look to go (at roundabouts and open junctions)
Any fool can drive fast enought to be dangerous
Courtesy costs nothing and pays well
The most dangerous component in any car is the nut behind the wheel