Pulled up at some lights this morning on the commute next to, just stretching a leg to the floor to keep her balance, an absolute goddess. In tights and a very short cycling skirt. Blond.With a pony tail.

Tried and almost succeeded in not staring boggle-eyed as she re-mounted and rode off in front of me… Cycling is great, isn’t it?

Cycling Perving is great, isn’t it?

Yep 🙂

Wow.

Pedantic mode…it’s ‘dreich’ actually.

Photographic evidence, please.
Otherwise, it’s just a story…

If only..

I used to see a girl on a Rocket Goldstar. She had the whitest skin,the blondest hair and the reddest lipstick.
Still go all funny thinking about her.

I bet the girls forums (wherever they are) are filled with them talking about the tight buns, unshaved faces and tussled hair (or whatever, I’ve never really figured out what attracts girls physically) of us lot.

tight buns, unshaved faces and tussled hair

I’ve not shaved this morning but tight buns and tussled hair both waved goodbye about 20 years ago and haven’t been seen on me since 🙁

Watch out, you’ll get arrested for that in 20 years’ time. Retrospectively arrested for perving.

and a very short cycling skirt. Blond.With a pony tail.

I might have to google that.

trackstands for the win

whilst demonstrating my innate coolness at a set of traffic lights a very sexy brunette lady on a motorbike, said ‘can you teach me to do that?’ winked and giggled at me

i just grinned like a fool as she sped off into the distance