http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15072380

<insert “Bangor” joke here>

careful now

She is exquisite 😛

“I wish no ill will against Rihanna and her friends. Perhaps they could acquaint themselves with a greater God,”

😯

What the story doesn’t tell you is how the farmer quickly left the scene, hobbled over to his work shed, whanged his love machine in a vice and began tightening, all the time yelling ‘dirty, dirty, dirty…’

“Traffic practically ground to a halt near Ballyrobert as drivers strained to get a glimpse of the singer and her cavalcade.“

i’ve never heard it being called that before

“Are you in the area? Did you see the filming? Send us your comments and pictures using the form below“

..typed the drooling BBC reporter