Dog was fast asleep when he farted loudly twice in quick succession.
Startled he ran to the door barking madly. He looked quite bewildered when he realised no-one was there.
I don't know who he was expecting as I had told him well in advance of the postie strike, maybe he had forgotton or he was ignoring me?
Considering changing the chime on the door bell as his reaction time seemed to be better with a more rear end biased sound.
Thank you for sharing some of your time with me.

