Dog was fast asleep when he farted loudly twice in quick succession.
Startled he ran to the door barking madly. He looked quite bewildered when he realised no-one was there.

I don't know who he was expecting as I had told him well in advance of the postie strike, maybe he had forgotton or he was ignoring me?

Considering changing the chime on the door bell as his reaction time seemed to be better with a more rear end biased sound.

Thank you for sharing some of your time with me.

My dog wanders round in circles looking for hers!

Our dog yelps and runs round looking for the culprit. I'm training her to always go and look at the wife after doing that.

You could always tell when ours had done a particularly disgusting one and he would suddenly get up from his usual bed and go and lie under the table. The smell usually hit a few seconds later!

No noticeable aroma this time, just an audible warning, well 2 to be precise.

we used to have one that regularly farted in it's own face when curled up asleep, woke itself up,looked at everyone else disgustedly, then went back to sleep.

Cork?

Mine has an annoying habit of belching in my face after eating.

Mine has an annoying habit of belching in my face after eating.[u]

I would take that as a sign of affection!

Dogs barking at the slightest noise outside – GRRRRRR, I get woken up at all **** hours by the neighbours dogs hearing people pass in the street. Anyway, back on track, hows about

Dog spooked by its own foot

I like this one…Sleepwalking dog goes too far

😆 I love Dogs, their totally mad!

Proper LOL at Bizkit the sleepwalking dog – that's the funniest thing I've seen all day, thanks!

EDIT: Pretty sure I've seen the first one before so didn't look, but if it's the same one, also hilarious…

A frend woke herself up farting once.

I recently farted involuntarily when blowing my nose. I was on a second date.

I recently farted involuntarily when blowing my nose.

My grandma always said if you sneezed and farted at the same time you'd do a back flip. What acrobatic manouvere, if any, did you perform?

(In my experience, the only thing I've ever noticed when I fart and sneeze at the same time is that the fart really hurts my bottom).

I recently farted involuntarily when blowing my nose. I was on a second date.

Did you hold her head under the duvet?

If you did then it's love 🙂

have we done the dogs back leg trying to steal a bone from the front end of itself?

That dogs a mentalist.

why i prefer cats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daW3Y57PHRg&feature=related

That dog with the bone is funny 😀

When my dog use to fart she just start wagging her tail to spread the smell around.

Mine always farts when sitting down and is ALWAYS surprised by the noise/feeling. In one smooth motion he stands up and whips round to look closely at the squeaky floor board responsible 🙄

Muke, I have just sat here crying laughing at that – thanks for rounding off the weekend perfectly!

another belch in the face here and my old rotty used to leave the room
when he farted- very embarrassed