'Chipping in' to find family pet!!??

Called Simon?

Bonkers.

Must try and remember that one if I ever get collared for pissing in the street.

Reminds me of when I went on a Raleigh expedition years ago, camping in the middle of a game reserve in Namibia. The ranger suggested that we all piss round the perimeter of the tents to deter lions from coming too close. I thought it would have to be a pretty rubbish lion that was scared of a line of piss. Still did it though.

At the risk of staing the obvious :-

Barking mad?

PMSL ? (Pissed My Self Looking – obviously)

This bit made me roll about :

If the dog was going to follow the owner's scent it would be from something they wore, like a jumper. Unless they have an incontinence problem."

Slightly droll vet ??

In a city that always smells of p how on earth will the poor mutt work things out?

It's the idea of an entire family cocking their legs round lamp posts that gets me! 😯

……………hang on! Pics Please!! 😛

It's the idea of an entire family cocking their legs round lamp posts that gets me

Well going by the picture further down the page, only one of them is definitely a bloke, so there'd be a bit of squatting going on too.