We've only got a tiny carpark and share it with a recruitment agency, looking at the scrapes and dings on their cars I don't want to leave it where it's going to get pranged. Plus it's quite shiny so will attract the magpies!
We have a rear (internal) fire escape where someone's abandoned a bike and some books(?) already, but the office manager is a right freaking jobsworth and I can see her having a problem over this (I was off long term sick about 2 years ago and she tried to **** me over then, had it in for me ever since because she failed).
It wouldn't be obstructing the fire escape as it would be under the stairs, but I just want to go in there ready for a battle. Any help much appreciated!