Well here’s the product for you;

I have no idea if this is a real product but Cycling+ just tweeted it.

Gok Wang?

OP
Any blow drying needed with that product?

I believe the inventor is on Dragon’s Den next week.

Deborah Meaden: “I can’t endorse a product I won’t use myself and as I have no bollocks, I’m out”

huh – it is real – http://btbgrooming.co.uk/

Gok Wang?

Spoonerism?

Other products are available 😯

Saw a thing on telly a couple of years ago about a couple of blokes that were trying to sell special wipes for blokes bits, they were trying to get Boots to stock them. Think they did in the end, but really, who’s gonna go into a shop and buy something that says “hey I’m a scruffy **** that doesn’t shower enough, so I need some bollock wipes in case i get lucky”……

Are these for the preternaturally bald and shavers amongst us?

a couple of blokes that were trying to sell special wipes for blokes bits

I think maybe they were… dudes ?

Theme the ones!!

Good call op, I may have to invest in a crate of this stuff 😆

The thing about original source is, it smells great but slips off your hands which never reaches the balls area and off down the plug hole it goes.