“We are expelled from the uterus as if from the mouth of a cannon, which is pointed at a barn door covered in rusty nails and hooks. The important thing though, is what you do whilst on that trajectory”.

The Hitch.

house and contents.. bloke rang up negotiated him down to 195 swinton wrote yesterday saying he wasnt authorised and it will be 304.. oh no it wont..

“It’s the law.”

“From some angles I look a bit Jewish”

Hora.

“Button it, Fatty”

The Flying Ox

“What is Hora for?”

Badly Wired Dog, Peaks Pootle, summer

“It’s ok lads, I’ll get these”

Hora, in a pub in November.

😆

Preferring xc over going downhill to do fast corners and jumping is like quitting sex so that you can spend more time perfecting your chat up techniques.

toys19 from here

(Vested interest declaration I’m in the same building as him)

got to agree with alfa bus here

“Button it, Fatty”

and the story behind it 🙂

“Is there a problem here?”

The Big Man

My mate on his first bike ride in 8 years – “it’s like being a kid but now you’re big and strong enough to actually do good shit on it” 😀

“My financial plans will lead to higher growth in the
economy and lower debt repayments”.George Osbourne.

😀 😀

”Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.”

“There is the suspicion that the US never wanted to take Bin Laden alive”

Mark Mardell BBC News, Washington.

“I’m not going to be the person I’m expected to be anymore”

or any perfume/manfume bollocks

“The art of arrogance in science while the science of ignorance in god” 😆

At lunch today with a Jewish mate and he said:

“I’ve just received a company Christmas card from a Palestinian friend. That’s a whole world of silliness that is”

😉

From a learned friend

“The future is definately more Mad Max than StarTrek”

“The art of arrogance in science while the science of ignorance in god”

That’s the best quote you’ve heard all year? It doesn’t even parse as a sentence, let alone make sense.

Bez – Member

That’s the best quote you’ve heard all year? It doesn’t even parse as a sentence, let alone make sense.

😆 That’s from me … 😆

“from a learned friend” who uses that in real life!!

£110 for 11 words spoken.

‘The Edinburgh defence’

or:

‘Mummy had to clear up some cat chuffle while you were out and she couldn’t stop elching’

I love it when my daughter accidentally makes up new words, and these two (chuffle = chunder, elching = retching) are now part of our house parlance.

“How does Danny sit down with balls that big”

Genius

hahah how could I forget Rob Warner. So many good lines.

“that would rip your arse open like a vintage golf bag”

M6TTF – Member

“How does Danny sit down with balls that big”

Quote of the year from the video of the year

“The basic premise of capatilism is unhappiness” Alexei Sayle

Or to put it into context…. The next new bike or upgrade will make me a happier person.

Happy Xmas!

“I’m Business Core”

“Nothing more ironic than a mum with 3 kids driving a Hybrid car”.

Doug Stanhope I believe.

“Sprouts make me fart like Satan’s dog”

Colin in Rev last night.

Its an oldie, but it’s a goldie:

Hale- “Many words are spoken….”

Pace- “….With electrodes on your scrotum”

😆

“look at the whip, loook at the whhiiippp”
Rob Warner again (or was it Nigel Page)
Not so much for the words but the image that goes with them of Danny Hart’s jump on that run that will forever be etched in my mind

“All I need now is a chicken between my legs” – Fabien Barel.

‘but I never order pizza, maybe it’s Arrggghhhhhhh’

Osama Bin Laden

” I have been advised by my badger to say nothing.”

I agree with Elfinsafety

😀

” I was getting a bit worried for a minute then Annie,and thought I was going to have to cut the rope ” 🙂

ssjeff – Member
Rule 758.3 states than “anyone with geardangles and upanddowny stuff fitted to their bike is open to a dam good bumfucking from the local forest dwellers”

Amused me

“The thing about arguing with Pete is, he’ll drag you down to his level, but then you’ll still beat him despite his experience”

What is hora for?

Right I give you…

“I’m not riding Cavedale as I’ve nothing to prove”

Unknown 40something poet rider, holy than thou over a young female walker in a vid who then spends 5mins ‘chatting’ to her…

I won’t name less he froths in his xc gloves 😆 😀