OK This is serious. My dog was in season shes pretty good with the recall. And working funny shifts I miss the normal times for dog walkers. But there was an incident where she vanished in the under growth and was gone for about 5 minuets ( not impressed with her)

Now her dog tits( 8O) are swelling and the wife is going soppy over the tought of a house full of puppies. Dont want to go to the vets as they charge for everything. So wondering if anyone is in the know over this sort of thing.

oh,,,,, mate!!!!!!!!!!!!! please no

Dont want to go to the vets as they charge for everything

Well I suppose you could use a normal human kit but they do cost money too, call your vet explain ask how much to find out and decide if your willing to pay or wait.

:oops:OK I just read back this and am holding my in shame.
Stick a round in me and be done with it???!!!

Now her dog tits are swelling

Chuckling at this. 🙂

If she has puppies dude just put them in a sack and sling it in the nearest canal.

That won't cost you anything either…..

She was gone for 5 minutes!

Well that rules me out as the father 🙂