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I’d rather be added to the fuel of a coal fired power station, so that my relatives can be told how long I lit a light bulb for, not that there’ll be any of either left by the time I die…

The liquid nitrogen / fragmentation method sounds the more exciting of the two. I could pretend to be the baddie terminator from Terminator 2 where he gets liquid nitrogened and then smashed. Cool. Oh…I’d be dead though.

tie something heavy to my body and throw it in the deepest part of the ocean, i want to be eaten by creatures that have never experienced the light of the sun.

i want to be eaten by creatures that have never experienced the light of the sun.

There’s places in Scotland that fit that bill, can’t we just bater you and throw you in the deep fat fryer?

Soylent green* anyone?
*CAUTION may contain e numbers…

There’s places in Scotland that fit that bill, can’t we just bater you and throw you in the deep fat fryer?

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scotland is full of ginger people if cartoons are anything to go by… i’ll stick to the deep sea 😉

I’d rather be added to the fuel of a coal fired power station, so that my relatives can be told how long I lit a light bulb for, not that there’ll be any of either left by the time I die…

Wouldn’t work with coal fired stations as you’d need to be powdered first, the waste to energy powerstations on the other hand would be ideal!

you beat me to it Knani

Sky Burial

Warning. Dead monk being chopped up and eaten by vulture content, but alright apart from that.

What a cool machine name “THE CREMULATOR” awesome!
Sounds like something out of 2000AD

i want to be eaten by creatures that have never experienced the light of the sun.

There’s places in Scotland that fit that bill, can’t we just bater you and throw you in the deep fat fryer?

😆

I involuntarily farted laughing at that, and now have to go and discover if I’ve actually followed through. 😯 😳

S’pose that’s better than volunarily pooping yourself.

i work with liquid nitrogen on a daily basis & i just can’t see the ‘vibration’ thing.

next time you get a chicken breast out of the freezer give it a shake and see what happens 😕

I dreampt I sharted the other night. Was relieved on checking that I fact I hadn’t redecorated the duvet.

much better go through a shredder to be mixed with vegetable matter and left in a composting system for a couple of weeks and used to make lovely flowers grow or chucked into an AD plant for energy

Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system

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