Went out on the road bike yesterday, and on the way home I spotted a lacy black and red thong lying in the middle of the road.

Now, I know it wasn't there when I rode out that way earlier in the morning, which rather begs the question as to what kind of girl leaves her thong lying in the middle of the public highway on a sunny Sunday morning, and where can I get her phone number……. 8)

That's where I left them…. 😳

They might have had an accident. Were there any skid marks?

I saw a big black rubber c0ck lying at the side of the road once

Wasn't keen to trace the owner

Now, I know it wasn't there when I rode out that way earlier in the morning,

I take it that you're constantly scanning the road for discarded undercrackers then?

Good man!

Ah, this reminds me of the knicker tree in 'Vail' Colorado.

Where did they come from, how did they get them there? ( up the tree that is)

No they're not mine. I wouldn't be seen dead in red and black.

Well…it all started with…oh, it's too complicated to explain! 😳

Cant be mine, just checked and they are still in the drawer

do you live in essex?

the knicker tree in 'Vail' Colorado

I went past that one time and I swear there was a fresh pair gently steaming in the crispy morning air. 🙂

Should have given them a sniff?

Well someone has had some fun.

Car surf dogging aka coarsing/corsaing, two strangers conduct sexual intercourse upon the roof of a car full of voyeur's racing between dogging spots, all the cool kids are doing it.

what kind of girl leaves her thong lying in the middle of the public highway on a sunny Sunday morning

the kinda girl that has a good time! 8)

what kind of girl leaves her thong lying in the middle of the public highway on a sunny Sunday morning

The kind that did a shart?