Managed to tear a hole in my new shorts on their very first ride. They were feeling really comfortable as well.

Nice plug !

Morning glory?

Buy the right size next time. Just because you used to be a medium, doesn’t mean that you still are! 😉

It was the broken metal fence that jumped out at me! Honestly didn’t mean to plug some landlord there, if I was going to drop plugs I’d say that I was riding in my new Loughborough uni students cycling club bibshorts 😉

If you hit a metal fence in the shorts area and all you got was ripped shorts, I would class that as the least annoying thing that could have happened.

You was lucky, I have a mate who has had to have his testicles stitched up twice after having ripped them open twice while climbing over the same barb wire topped fence (shortcut home from the pub) a couple of years apart.

If he had not have moved home he probably would have lost them by now as he carried on using the short cut even after the second time .