There is one at the end of the stone humpback bridge but its just too fausty and weird.
There’s one at each end.
The Hole In The Wall has gone a bit funny, but the White Swan’s ok. Busy, pleasant, cheap food.
Railway, on the main road is a friendly, unpretentious boozer.
Fox & Goose at the bottom of Heptonstall Road is nice for real ale and has an elevated beer garden.
Shoulder of Mutton (in the square) is a bit bland and expensive, the White Lion is really a food pub and the Albert (on Albert Street) is expensive, unfriendly and usually empty.
Stubbins Wharf (Toward Tod, just past the turning circle) is nice.
Good food an you can sit by the canal.
Trades Club is the one of the nicest places for a beer in Hebden, although I don’t think it’s your kind of thing, tbh 😀