I’ve done something particularly stupid.
After Friday’s ride in the pouring rain I left my shoes in the hall to dry off. Unfortunately I didn’t stand them on any newspaper, so we now have a black cleat shaped mark that has soaked into the hideously expensive antique reclaimed oak parquet floor. It’s a good job that the missus is vegetarian as she may otherwise have bitten my face off. If it doesn’t sand out I’m going to face the firing squad at dawn.
Farwell my interweb friends. I can’t see The Spider surviving this one.
Oxalic acid removes Iron stains pretty well or a half ‘n’ half mix of alcohol and thinners. With both you’ll have to remove the finish from the area first so as to allow the stuff to get into the timber……. If that all fails mix all three, drink in quantity and wait for the darkness to come 🙄
At the very least there’s accomodation in a small wooden hut at the bottom of the garden, with a small bowl of water, some dry biscuits and a bone, if you’re very lucky.
Joxster; that would right piss me off, bloody plant pots all over the place. I’d just trip over the bastards, and then they’d get lobbed through the window.
Ah, it’s not so bad mate. At least it’s only one block so it can be worked on in isolation. Not like it’s part of a large plank or anything. I’d suggest using a fresh stanley blade held pretty much perpendicular to the surface of the block and then gently scrape the surface finish off. Be gentle and don’t angle the blade so that it digs into the timber. This should help expose the dark stain. Then, I’m afraid it’s going to be painstaking sandpapering (BY HAND). You’ll have to do the whole block but I reckon it’s not gone too far down into the timber. Try starting off with 60 grit, then 80 and finish with 120. If you’re having to remove a lot of wood, then do the adjoining block too.
Then finish with whatever was used before (hopefully you should have some?).
The annoying thing is that it has absolutely no resemblance to a religious icon, or Mother Theresa, or Susan Boyle, or anyone else that could be used as a sign of good fortune or divine intervention….
Had that happened, you’d be blameless, and in the cash no doubt as you’d be charging the pilgrims and journos a pretty penny to pay their respects.
Nah. Even with squinty eyes and a rotated screen it’s still rubbish. Sorry for you mate. Bad luck.
To me, it looks a bit like a silhouetted mountain, with some snow-covered pine trees in front. There’s a bit of cloud slightly obscuring the hill on the right.
How about this? Apply paint in the places I’ve indicated and now it *does* look like Jesus, with a big bushy moustache. Your wife can’t possibly complain about it now, it’s sacred!