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  • Darwin Award 2015 early win.
  • jambalaya
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    I was going to post it but was worried I’d get flamed 😉

    Its been on Telegragh and Vice News websites too.

    njee20
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    Not really Darwin award stuff is it? Bit unlucky, but he was thwarted. It would be a Darwin nominee if he’d planted the landmine!

    martinhutch
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    Any kind of suicide bombing enhances the gene pool, this one especially so since he/she didn’t take anyone else along for the ride.

    rusty90
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    From the forthcoming Iraqi edition of Top Gear
    Some people claim the Toyota pickup truck is indestructible. We decided to put it to the test…

    TurnerGuy
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    He’s probably the one having the last laugh as he kicks back and enjoys a drink whilst choosing which one of his 72 virgins will be the lucky one tonight…

    mrmonkfinger
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    72? I thought it was only 40. That’s inflation, I guess.

    rusty90
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    Sex of virgins not specified though

    muppetWrangler
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    I think I may have been naive in my estimation of how much explosive was in a landmine. That car looked like it went 50+ metres straight up. I mean holy ******* ****.

    hatter
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    Cripes 😯

    Is there a formal word for ‘properly deaded’?

    MoreCashThanDash
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    😯

    jambalaya
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    From the forthcoming Iraqi edition of Top Gear

    🙂

    I think I may have been naive in my estimation of how much explosive was in a landmine. That car looked like it went 50+ metres straight up. I mean holy ******* ****.

    Well if the mine was intended to blow up a tank / armoured vehicle it would be ample for a car !

    FWIW I saw some coverage of just 1 lb of high explosive placed inside a car and it blew it to pieces. There is a significant difference in power between military high explosive and “normal” stuff too.

    muppetWrangler
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    What do you reckon was playing on the car stereo at the time?

    I’m going for “3 feet high and rising” by de la soul. It’s just the sort of tune to lift your spirits.

    toppers3933
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    In the air tonight. Phil Collins.

    rusty90
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    Pick up the pieces – Average White Band

    zippykona
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    It had to be Jigsaw and Blown It All Sky high

    Pyro
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    Rage against the machine – Bombtrack.

    cranberry
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    Stairway to Heaven

    or perhaps..

    [video]https://youtu.be/32bdevGClD4[/video]

    martinhutch
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    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhujM7T1_fQ[/video]

    TurnerGuy
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    I think it is more likely to be 72 virgins (from googling).

    but whatever number it is it seems that they will all have beautiful, big and lustrous eyes…

    zippykona
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    How about Die In The Sky by The Allahs’s Car’s on fire Project.
    About 2 people will get that.

    maxtorque
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    Reminds me of this massively non PC commercial:

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4fagTyaM4[/video]

    😉

    (i know i shouldn’t laugh, but that IS funny)

    maxtorque
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    PS, i think it’s a set up. I just can’t see how a vehicle would get accelerated to those kinds of speeds (enough to get what looks like well over 50M of air) without being blown to pieces. If you look at how they do it in movies, they need air cannon, or large flat plates underneeth the vehicle to avoid it getting ripped to peices and to transfer enough force to it to push it upwards.

    Most cars after even a small landmine/ IED look like this:

    MrNice
    Free Member

    how about this for the stereo?

    [video]https://youtu.be/zU6XckAxRrw[/video]

    5thElefant
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    Very good 😆

    My favourite is the fella who packed his arse with explosives and blew himself up infront of a vip. He used just enough explosive to cover everyone in the room in him without injuring anybody.

    CountZero
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    How much explosive is needed to utterly destroy an American cement mixer truck?
    [video]http://youtu.be/m48j9INPICo[/video]

    bloodynora
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    So what does a woman muslimist suicide bomber get when she passes to the other side??
    Its a moral minefield I tell ya 🙂

    zippykona
    Full Member

    That joke just bombed.

    samunkim
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    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4JyY5Bk-A[/video]

    @ Maxtorque

    I had my doubts too, but it Looks like they are very very armoured. see above

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