Ah! more scottish bashing from the engerlish.
The reason Scotland still exists is because half of us are all f'ing mental.
You could never wipe us out, so settled for a flawed union instead.
Still makes me proud to be Scottish when I see the Engerlish prime minister squirm to the yanks and forget his history(how f'ing embarrassing).
(Dangerous Dave) Oh OBAMA, OBAMA! IT WAS THEM, NOT US, IT WAS THEM SCOTTISH PEOPLE THAT SET HIM FREE, WE WERE JUST A JUNIOR PARTY TO THEM, SO IT WAS THE SCOTS, NOT US.
(Obama) It's o.k David, trade sanctions for Scotland are just around the corner.
(Obama) Fancy a scotch on the rocks Dave?
(Dangerous Dave) No, but I fancy throwing rocks at the scots, because they only gave us one measly mp.
But I'll have to just settle for throwing more of the haggis munching brigade on the dole instead(giggles).