Anyone know what the issue was this morning with the police attending GT with the lights and sirens going, just about took me out when they came in screeching round the corner.

Someone tried to do the red on a hardtail, when everyone knows that you need 160mm of travel at both ends for UK trail centres.

Perhaps someone had overtaken smee/glupton/whoever ?

Someone was wearing lycra.

someone must have been having toooo much fun.
We all know that the police like putting an end to all that.

I think that someone stole all the mince.

They were arresting a water bottle on suspicion of being an accessory.

Someone was pinning, sending, and riding it like they stole it.

The gnar had got too rad so 5-0 turned up to own it with some bombers.

There was an untaxed car in the car park!
They couldn’t attend the armed robbery at the cafe because they didn’t have the resources…..

Finally taking a suitably hard line on people cutting the corners on falla brae

Forestry Commission being a bit heavy handed turfing out Tracy and Emma?

Finally taking a suitably hard line on people cutting the corners on falla brae

Out of interest NW, why was it changed? ie. incorporating that extra 50m of flat rubbish corners? I quite liked the old original 90deg L/H braking (Pump) bump corner. I now usually cut that new section.

I think everyone has simply misunderstood the OP

Someone reported drugged up rentboys. Turned out to be trail fairies working on magic mushroom.

GW – Member

“Out of interest NW, why was it changed? ie. incorporating that extra 50m of flat rubbish corners? I quite liked the old original 90deg L/H braking (Pump) bump corner. I now usually cut that new section.”

Not sure what bit you mean, might be before my time… Only changes on falla brae since I’ve been going there are the revised black bit and the wee reshape near the bottom, just after the carpark.

Apparently, they were performing a version of “Can’t Stand Losing You” for the Hub.

Apparently a kid was bitten by a dog, and rather than apologise the dog owner said something along the lines of ‘it should have finished the job’ or ‘next time it’ll finish the job’ before scarpering, so they were trying to find said dog and owner.

They were arresting a water bottle on suspicion of being an accessory.

I salute you, sir!

Someone tried to do the red on a hardtail, when everyone knows that you need 160mm of travel at both ends for UK trail centres.

😆 GOLD!