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  • Cutting remarks – what's best ??
  • scaredypants
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    oooh, you're all so nasty 😥

    anotherdeadhero
    Free Member

    he he.

    I was jesting really, not trying to be nasty.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    😉

    I did have a question about bar tape though – scissors or hot acid ?

    anotherdeadhero
    Free Member

    Cold acid would be much better. Use some precision equipment like a garden sprayer too to make sure you get a nice clean application to your eyeballs.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Cheers,

    Think I'll make a ghetto 🙄 optrex applicator for fully precise dosing, and go with cold as you suggest – more soothing I expect

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    A favourite: See someone riding badly and ask him "Does your husband ride a mountainbike"

    kimbers
    Full Member

    how about, " i think your mum may be cheating on me"

    MrAgreeable
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    A favourite: See someone riding badly and ask him "Does your husband ride a mountainbike"

    So having symbolically emasculated him, you establish yourself as the alpha male, and can go on to kill his offspring and take his mate? That's hilarious!

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    my mum used to teach at a 6th form college, before she moved in with Kimbers.

    somebody stuck their head round the science staff room door and asked if anyone had an old-fashioned retort.

    one bloke didn't even look up from what he was doing & just said "how about F*ck off ?"

    monotokpoint
    Free Member

    I think your dad may be cheating on me

    MadPierre
    Full Member

    The classic retort to "Oi mate! Your wheel's going round." is "So's your mum!"

    MadPierre
    Full Member

    and the most common cutting remarks on our rides are:

    "You made that look easy."

    "Do you want a knife and fork?"

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