Flippin' heck it's dangerous out there!
So, in true Daily Wail style sensationalist scare mongering from an unverified (it's just us peeps voting, and who'd trust us?!!!!)source...
Whenever I go for a ride, there's a 50/50 chance of ending up in A&E with broken bones or dislocations and a 1 in 10 chance of a free ride in a helicopter!
Also, including commuting, I generally have 11 seperate rides a week, so, chances are I'll be dead by 25th April

