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  • coolest darkside bike ever?
  • bigyim
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    donsimon
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    I got the number of a good metal worker to help straighten the frame and a solictor to sue the tw*t who ran over it. I hope that you’re not injured though. 😕

    crikey
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    Fixed cranks? Be better with the ability to lower the outside pedal, and Fabian Cancellara would still leave it for dead.

    50 mph? I can do that on a standard road bike.

    ..and no deep section rims? Amateurs, frankly.

    piedidiformaggio
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    Caption Competition surely?

    aP
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    Oh, he certainly went to a “whole nother level”.
    One that I wish I hadn’t been party to.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    I bet his other bike is a fixie.

    Wookster
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    Daft, very cool but daft!!

    speaker2animals
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    I think that’s ace, but personally I’d have thought that a more stretched out position would have been more beneficial?

    neilsonwheels
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    Needs tighter Jeans.

    coogan
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    No bike is cool. And certainly not that stupid looking thing.

    swavis
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    Maybe it would be loved more if spoons and carbon fibre were used 😉

    nonk
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    not very darkside if you get a look its more mountain bike than owt else.

    beardie
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    mine 8)

    schmiken
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    Looks freaking dangerous. And gash.

    RustySpanner
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    Rubbish.

    THIS:

    is the coolest looking road bike ever. Apart from the cables on this one.
    And the saddle, which should be a Brooks Pro.

    plop_pants
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    Would you like me to make an appointment for you Mr Spanner?

    RustySpanner
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    I assume you mean a psychiatrist? 😀

    Used to get Raleigh brochures every year as a kid from a local bike shop.
    Didn’t know anyne else made bikes ’till I was about 8 or so 🙂

    Always wanted one of these:

    but had to settle for one of these:

    Merchant-Banker
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    Chipper

    cynic-al
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    OLD…

    …and shoite.

    colournoise
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    Merchant-Banker – Member
    Chipper

    Looks more like a Tomahawk bastardised with a Chopper seat.

    slainte 8) rob

    RustySpanner
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    cynic-al – Member

    OLD…

    …and shoite.

    Don’t care so ner…. 🙂

    Eight year old me thought it was the coolest thing ever and 42 year old me can’t quite shake of the feeling I may have been right:

    And that purple thing ( not mine, sadly) is a standard Tomahawk. Seat is original, like this one:

    Daisy_Duke
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    RS, can we more pics of the Team Raleigh please? Just the best thing ever!

    aracer
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    Needs tighter his sister’s Jeans

    FTFY

    Anybody using the word (and anything described as) darkside isn’t cool, by definition.

    RealMan
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    That’s not a road bike. It has flat bars and disc brakes. Sort of look like 26″ wheels too. With slick tyres, it’s a hybrid. One that isn’t very fast either, with no drive.

    A parlee with thought controlled gears you say?

    http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/shifting-by-hand-is-definitely-for-losers

    Tiger striped de rosa?

    Niche modern steel flyer?

    Take your pick really. Although for me I think it would have to be the de rosa. If it was slammed I just wouldn’t be able to control myself at all.

    RustySpanner
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    I just googled Raleigh Team pro Daisy.

    There seem to be a few left 🙂

    I’d love to get a modern, high quality steel frame and respray it like one of the old Raleigh road bikes from my yoot, complete with shorty guards and shiny bar tape

    Old & rubbish, but nice all the same.

    wingnuts
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    Now rusty you do need to sort a few things out!

    Picture one – Its got Shimano kit on! Certainly the chainset and rear gear are suspect. The cables (apart from being to long) should run along the left hand side of the top tube.

    Picture five (in the kitchen – sort those work surfaces) Gear lever right back but in smallest sprocket. No toe clips. Only two top tube clips. Three are required!

    Report back when sorted please.

    D0NK
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    So it’s a little bit like a road bike but not as fast, as light or as comfortable as a road bike and you have to push it back to the top. Call me a hater if you want but I’m having difficulty spotting the cool-ness.

    The thought shifting bike is kinda cool in a firefox childhood reminiscing way way but all the mince that goes through my head while I’m pedalling along I reckon I’d be lucky to ever be in the right gear.

    RustySpanner
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    Not my bikes 🙁

    I almost prefer the cheap, chrome & gas pipe ones:

    I think it’s time for my medication……

    Woody
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    Caption comp?

    Taking tooling to a new level

    aracer
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    You lot are missing the point – you’re posting road bikes, not “darkside” bikes. The official definition of a darkside bike being something that’s not as good as a road bike for riding on road (and also considerably worse off-road than a road bike), but suited to MTBers who think it looks cool and/or don’t have the flexibility to ride a proper road bike.

    bigyim
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    For everyone moaning about it being impractical, lambos are impractical. Can’t get the shopping in the boot or any furniture from ikea. Drinks fuel like it’s going out of fashion. But it’s still cool

    I always wanted one of these when I was a kid.

    Now, this is cool.

    http://www.3wiw.com/hetchins/

    derek_starship
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    not darkside but definitely cool:

    epicyclo
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    “His gravity bike features elegant curves constructed from 4130 steel that belie a great structural integrity…”

    Bollocks, a great structural integrity would be using straight tubes, and hence be lighter.

    crazy-legs
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    There is only ONE cool bike on this thread and it’s the English that RealMan posted.
    8/10 for the DeRosa too, a good second effort.

    DezB
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    That’s not a road bike

    How can it not be a road bike? It’s designed to go on the road. You couldn’t ride it off road. So it’s a road bike.

    rkk01
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    First impression was euuugh, pass the eye bleach.

    But on closer examination there is a lot to like 😆

    I do like the single sided hubs and the overall cafe racer type crouch.

    However, would prefer to see wider bars, and a much longer wheelbase – I’d reckon an at least another foot on the top tube length

    njee20
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    This is cool:

    Particularly as it’s vastly impractical, a commuter/urban bike that’s totally black. Still looks awesome though. And 15lbs.

    paul4stones
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    That picture could be my bike when I was 14!

    Saved up for weeks to buy it for £52. Even had the same rack at the same crazy angle. Was fantastic until I stripped the BB.

    RealMan
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    That’s not a road bike

    How can it not be a road bike? It’s designed to go on the road. You couldn’t ride it off road. So it’s a road bike.

    Actually, as it’s got no drive, I’m wondering if it’s even a bike. Surely it’s a scooter?

    Also the distinct lack of 700c wheels (I think), drop bars, plus having disc brakes rule it out as well.

    There is only ONE cool bike on this thread and it’s the English that RealMan posted.
    8/10 for the DeRosa too, a good second effort.

    Nice to know I’m not the only one who knows something about cool.. 😉

    Also treks can not really be cool, unless they’re very special. So the first one is a no no, and the second one could be, I don’t know if it’s mass produced or not. However, it’s not slammed, so it’s not cool. If it’s from a big American brand, it better be really special.

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