Steal a car and then burn it out in the space outside your house! Repeat as necessary for whenever tradesmen are visiting. Be sure to call the authorities in time to have it moved before your tradesmen arrive.
If they persist in parking there after you’ve asked nicely, you can always follow up with a passive-aggressive “park here at your own risk, but please be warned that workmen in vans will be in the area and trying to squeeze past.” (-:
Sprinkle the pavement with patches of broken toughened grass and put a burning sofa on your front lawn.
Encourage your neighbours to do the same – think of it as ‘Britain in Gloom’ – everyone mucking in and playing their part. Maybe get some trainers dangling from the telegraph wires and so on.
Tourists clogging up the parking will soon be a distant memory. Soon all the village shops and cafes will be boarded up and the jobs a good-un.