So, on two wheels but with an engine (sinner!) I pass some stationary traffic; as I’m approaching a traffic island I pull in between two cars, but keep near the crown of the road. Car behind pulls forward, nudges my leg and parks his front wheel on my foot. Traffic in front moves off, and the guy looks at me gape mouthed waiting for me to go, or so I assume. I repeatedly yell “ho, chap, you appear to have parked upon my flipper, you silly billy” and he eventually rolls back off, leaving me free to continue.

Which I do.

All felt a bit surreal. Revenge move for my filtering? Didn’t see me? Who can say.

You’ve not got a leg to stand on.

/highfives molgrips

Yeah, he doesn’t seem to have been toeing the line.

molgrips has already done what I came here to do.

*doths cap in mg’s direction*

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You hum it, I’ll play it…

😆

No need to put the boot in 😉

put your best foot forward and move on…

You should’ve gone toe to toe with the driver.

You sure it wasn’t a delivery van?

Tarsal Force?

Well at least he didnt stick his toe down and hot foot it over the nearest heel leaving you without a leg to stand on.

He was just keeping you on your toes.

So he went down on your uppers ?

klumpy – Member
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Ahh, boot’s on the other foot now, eh?

I think nowadas for all commuting incidents you are meant to:

a – Shout ‘Oooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiii!’
b – Shout out registration number
c – Shake head widly
d – post video on YouTube

e – sing the Hokey Cokey

What if he doesn’t have a video camera?
Same but without d) ?

f – blog it

What if he doesn’t have a video camera?

Then buy one and go out looking for trouble like so many others do!