Kicking off the nothing and not important stories is the scandal that is the Aussie swimming costumes
Firth is the "Hey Check Out the Crotch" arrow
Then they forgot to put Tasmania on the map on the costume.
So all our local politicians are complaining that they can't find a map of tassie in the swim team (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Map+Of+Tassie) for the punchline.
What else is up there about to displace photo's of Prince George from the front pages?