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  • Comedy Google moments?
  • mcmoonter
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    GF was looking for some info on the Fife seaside town of Kinghorn.

    What she got was King Horn.

    Any other comic Google search results?

    neilsonwheels
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    hotmale. 😕

    andrewh
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    One from The Times letters page, elderly bloke doing the crossword. Clue was 'wild asian ass.' They were looking for a kind of donkey, didn't find the donkey until about the third page.

    catshoe
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    My other half was trying to make a poster for a Badminton Club night out. She googled "Party Pictures".

    Dan67
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    google maps at one point if you put uk to america it told you to swim the atlantic ocean

    BillyWhizz
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    put in "French military victories" and it used to come up with

    did you mean French military defeats?

    and I got an email joke the other day with a screen shot that said

    "white man stole my car" and then said

    did you mean black man stole my car?

    stratobiker
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    tourdefrance.com

    used to be a porn site.

    i think it's a gaming site now.

    sundaywobbler
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    One that still amuses me

    Type 'find Chuck Norris' then hit 'I'm feeling lucky'

    thisisnotaspoon
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    liar used to re-direct to the No.10 website

    qqqqq, not worksafe, and infact, not safe at all

    bearGrease
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    I had a fancy for a Laser sailing dinghy a while back, searched for watersports…..

    If interested in the Python programming language it is probably better to look on python.org rather than python.com

    Bike-related: the legendary Black Gold grease was made by Ebony Lubricants. A google for black gold ebony lubricants won't find it…

    mr-potatohead
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    i once looked for an outdoor pursuits shop called outdoor action ….. there's a nice swedish couple.damn i feel cheap .

    wombat
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    I was once looking for some compartmented foor serving trays for use in a primary school, knew they were made by Rubbermaid…….need I say more.

    Had an interesting conversation with the works IT bod

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Blacks Outdoor would turn up some specialist sites, I would imagine.

    JCornford
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    We needed some rubber skirts for some vacumforming machines in the factory, I must have been having ablonde moment to put rubber skirts in google.

    guitarmanjon
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    If anyone is familiar with LaTeX typesetting…

    A colleague was once trying to find out how to closely wrap text around a figure (or something like that) and searched for "latex tight figure". The usual sample of image results weren't quite what he was after.

    zarquon
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    Girl at work had a project to find out about hot bush injection mouling techniques

    to google hot bush was not a good idea

    IA
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    I was looking for pictures of a Jellograph (early form of photcopier) at work (on a secure site where everything's monitored), and thought "ah hah, a museum's site might have pictures". So I googled "museum jellograph". That was a mistake. For some reason the first 5 hits were tentacle rape. :-S

    Stoner
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    That was a mistake. For some reason the first 5 hits were tentacle rape

    Always the Superstarcomponents knocking.
    Give it a rest.

    🙂

    molgrips
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    Blackbush airport was one from a colleague.

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