If you get a pair of new MTB shoes don’t prance about in them on terracotta kitchen floor times as the cleats will act like a plough, especially if you “throw some shapes” in the manner of Cat from Red Dwarf.

Once my crime is discovered I will be killed to death.

Goodbye all. It was nice knowing you.

Can I have your bike, Mr?

I fear that you may have to extract it from out of my arse.

photos?

The only flooring in my house, that isn’t cleat friendly is my teenage daughter bedroom, you couldn’t pay me enough go in there 😯 😯

There’s always a penalty for Dad dancing! Can I have what is inserted?

It’ll improve your Ballet Skillz, go for it 😉

Deny all knowledge and blame the kids.. I would.

photos?

Of the bike/arse extraction?

I’ll pass, cheers.

Of the bike/arse extraction?

That reminds me of a Billy Connolly Joke…

should have chosen the white ones 🙂

Maybe I did. Hence the state of them.

Well? Were you killed to death until you died from it?

Do you have a cat you can blame?

Is the a lump under the newly relaid tiles in the op’s kitchen?

He really is dead…

Makes it easier to go for a quick spin

PICSSSSSSSSS!

Update. The tiles have a rough finish, so I “weathered” the damaged area and have got away with it. When the damage is eventually found I’ll blame my son.

When the damage is eventually found I’ll blame my son.

That’s the spirit! 😆

When the damage is eventually found I’ll blame my son

Tis what they are for. Our 1 year old gets blamed for everything.

Wife: Husband dear, who drank all the beer in the fridge?
Husband: Why it must have been are naughty son, hick! Curse him so.
Wife: What a tearaway he is. Who would have known?
Husband: I agree. hick! I’ll give him a stern look in the morning. I’m sure he’ll button up and fly straight after a stern look.
Wife: You’re the best husband. Let me purchase you some new shinny things for your bike.
Husband: What a good idea wife.

Some of the above events may not have occured.