No one else better describes what it’s like/how it feels to own an Alfa. I have an utterly shagged out 146. Thirsty, falling to bits, sits far too low, a turning circle on a par with an oil tanker, an odd driving position and a rolly-polly yet crashy ride. It’s broken down on me twice and it’s got to the point wherein I can’t really turn the stereo up any louder to drown out the rattles.
And yet I adore it. I adore its black/copper metallic paint and its tan seats. I adore the noise, the feedback and, as Clarkson says, answering when people ask “So what do you drive?” Particularly the fathers of potential/new G/Fs. And despite the pleasure/pain thing (which is true), and despite thoughts of “A van/diesel estate will be great for MTB’ing”, I never get beyond “Alfa” on Autotrader…
As for the Mito itseld, it looks 1000000000000x better in the metal and goes like the clappers.