Following on from yesterdays 'thrill a minute' lamb vs turkey debacle, I would like to present you with a further conundrum. Picture the scene if you will, you're all sat round the table, slightly bilious from too many quality streets, knitted eating suits on. Which member of the forum would you like to eat? I realise that some people may find this wrong, but as a special, albeit cannibalistic, festive treat, whose first under the knife and fork? I'm gonna choose Elfin, stuffed inside TJ, stuffed inside Ton.
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Posted 6 months ago #
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Apple in the mouth, lemon up the arse and little paper chef's hats on fingers, toes and the youknowwhat?
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i'd eat hora, have you seen his picture in the movember thread?
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A mustachioed festive treat!
Posted 6 months ago # -
Dunno Mitch (obviously emsz, but I don't want to scare her off meeting me in a secluded woods), I'll be around on boxing day as I'm eating my parents on the day itself.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I believe that that's a normal occurence in sasquatch behaviour though, isnt it yeti? Then again, I also believe that a swan can break your arm, that they should bring back Pat Sharps Runaround, and that that nice Mr Griffin is simply misunderstood.
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Chianti anyone?
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I think that only the last of those is true.
Is it too late to change my order? Emsz is teeny-tiny and I'm exercising a lot so I don't think she'll satisfy. I'm going to pick allthegear... I loves a bit of leftover legs see.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I wouldn't want to eat Elfin. He's full of shit.
No offence Elfin, I love you really (but I wouldn't want to eat a whole one).
Posted 6 months ago # -
I would eat Captain Flashheart, I imagine him to taste something like a force fed goose (soaked in brandy), with a minced elfinsafety stuffing (coarse, cheap meat
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Posted 6 months ago # -
*remembers that mrsconsequence is a forum member*
i'd eat mrsconsequence.
with roasted sweet potatos and a roast parsnip placed carefully over each eyebrow to create an expression that doesn't match the normal "i'm being eaten as christmas dinner" expression i'm used to. something like:
Posted 6 months ago # -
I would eat Junkyard, herbivores always taste better.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I'd eat all of ya just as a starter. Then I'd start on that BikeRadar lot...
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