Met a few friends in the pub last night where cards were exchanged and plenty of booze consumed.
I had the best EVER card given to me which caused achey ribs laughter when I opened the envelope:

‘I heard you w*nked off Santa (with your bum)’

http://www.scribbler.com/bestsellers/i-heard
Not too late to spread the love 😛

I fail to see the point of this tbh

That’s brilliant!

I fail to see the point of this tbh

Cheer up

then you are not with the programme swelper 😀

That’s my mum’s card sorted!

This is some of the filth we sell.

I get all my xmas cards from Modern Toss Here, they were doing a cheap multi buy a few weeks ago so i stocked up.

Job done for xmas…none of this religious shite for me.

Didn’t make me laugh.

swelper + 1

I don’t get it

I went in to scribblers a purchased two amusing cards. Months later i was looking through so receipts and came across this. Took me ages to work out what it was for.

Those modern toss cards are brilliant.

+1

The OP must have been hammered 🙂

Those modern toss cards are brilliant.

+1

I gave my mum one of these last year – she didn’t appreciate it

Those modern toss cards are brilliant.

+ another!

…and yet the OP doesn’t like Miranda.

Madness.

Hazel Bee cards are great too.