I think she is stunning as well, as far as her accent goes there are always earplugs for you or a pool ball and leather strap for her to put on.

That picture of her in the red dress, wow beats that lazytown thing or the girl with one hand that "apparently looks like a vagina" anyday.

Face it chaps, you're only ever going to get to look at her, so why worry about the personality?

She does look miserable though…

Well said Dez. 😀

Not that I ever could, but I have to say I rather would!

Oh yes.

I so would.

Her and Kate Beckinsale – there's a likeness there for sure.

I think she's stunning too.

Lets face it lads most of us wouldn't even have the slightest chance with her.

Lets face it lads most of us wouldn't even have the slightest chance with her.

Shouldn't that be any of us?

Lovely little thing but over the last 6 months has become so irritating its unreal…

She's starring in my snuff movie along with Jordan.
This was a hot topic of discussion in the pub donchyaknow!

And he's the best left back in the world …

B*st*rd !

😉

Don't get me wrong. If she asked me out for a pint with a fish supper later. I would go along and see how it played out.

Does "fish supper" mean the same in your neck of the woods as it does in mine? 😉

Jesus, the standards on this forum.

Geordie chicks are ace…

I bet she'd leave you in tatters… Fantastic!

[Sir Bedevere]

Ah, but how do you know it's a Geordie chick?

[/Sir Bedevere]

Geordie chicks are ace…

Just ensure you employ a translator for the evening.

nickc – Member

[Sir Bedevere]

Ah, but how do you know it's a Geordie chick?

[/Sir Bedevere]

[villager]
because…..she….
[other villager]
..kicks the crap out of a toilet attendant?

[Sir Bedevere]
good!

i reckon she gave her old wonky teeth to wor joe mc ellderry 🙂
she is mint.

Cheryl Cole = Munter.

Peregrine = Homosexual