Following on from a thread about making money from home last night, Project suggested working for a chatline, and said,

Just think of as like being on here,chatting to some strange men youve never met,but getting paid for it.

How would that work between a bloke in a dirty mac and a slightly distracted cyclist then?

Dirty Mac – 'what you wearing then?'
Cyclist – 'Um, skin tight lycra'
DM – 'ooh, tell me more'
C – 'I'm getting my helmet out too'
DM – 'and?'
C – 'er, it could do with a wipe, got a bit dirty and all last time I used it. You're not a bit of a fruit are you?'

To you.

Ive got a puncture So how good are your Lungs 🙂

dont forget to lube.

It needs to be firmer, pump harder!!!
[kenith whilliams] oh matron [/kenith whilliams]

I've just been skidding in the mud

Youve got a 29er,that big,

Thew ,why the dirty mac,sex is there to be enjoyed not hidden under a dirty mac,unless thats a turn on for you, (cant do smileys)

I would assume that people frequenting chat lines aren't being entirely open about their habits, and no, not my kind of thing.

'Rubber, yeah, got loads in the shed, ranging from slicks to mud specific. Is that what you meant?'

"….hardcore hardtail or 6" in the rear ?"